The 'Corporate' language !! - Very Funny

The 'Corporate' language !!


'We will do it'
means
'You will do it'


'You have done a great job'
means
'More work to be given to you'


'We are working on it'
means
'We have not yet started working on the same'


'Tomorrow, first thing in the morning'
means
'Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !'.


'After discussion we will decide -
I am very open to views'
means
'I have already decided, I will tell you what to do'


'There was a slight miscommunication'
means
'We had actually lied'


'Lets call a meeting and discuss'
means
'I have no time now, will talk later'


'We can always do it'
means
'We actually cannot do the same on time'


'We are on the right track but there needs
to be a slight extension of the deadline'
means
'The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.'


'We had slight differences of opinion'
means
'We had actually fought'


'Make a list of the work that you do and
 let's see how I can help you'
means
'Anyway you have to find a way out, no help from me'


'You should have told me earlier'
means
'Well even if you told me earlier that
would have made hardly any difference!'


'We need to find out the real reason'
means
'Well I will tell you where your fault is'


'Well.... family is important, your leave is always
granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected'
means
'Well you know...'


'We are a team'
means
'I am not the only one to be blamed'


'That's actually a good question'
means
'I do not know anything about it'
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'All the Best'
means
' You are in trouble'

Funny Error Messages -

 

Funny Error Mesages -  வலை பக்கங்களில் இருந்து சுட்டது....

And the final one…. (LOL)

Heart Attack & Hot Water - Worth Read

This Article could save someone ' s life. Please don ' t ignore !!!

Heart Attacks and Drinking Warm Water




This is a very good article.. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal.
However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed.
It will slow down the digestion.
Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.
It will line the intestine..
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer & arthritis .
It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack...

• A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting .
• Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line .
• You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
• Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
• 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
• Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.
• Let's be careful and be aware.
• The more we know, the better chance we could survive.
• A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

It could save a life.

Apple iPad - Info

ஆப்பிள் நிறுவனம் தனது புதிய தயாரிப்பான i -Pad ஐ  வெளியிட்டு உள்ளது. அதை பற்றி சில தகவல்கள் .

Features

i-Pod 
3G
Email
Video
Photos
AppStore
YouTube
Calender
Maps
and More......

 Display

• 9.7-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit glossy widescreen Multi-Touch display with IPS technology
• 1024-by-768-pixel resolution at 132 pixels per inch (ppi)
• Fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating 
• Support for display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously
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